sigh...

i would like a government job
please
and
an iced cappucino
and
a trip to the beach...
oh and some extra cash would be nice
and
well
if you have it
i would like the capability and willpower
to lose a few pounds...

thanks

i fucking wish that...

  • i hadn't just played bejewelled for the last 2 fucking hours of my life resulting not only in my being pissed off because i wasted that much time, but also that my arm is now numb and tingly in an unpleasant way and mad that jg says that game is boring within 23 seconds which says what about me and mostly pissed off and irritated that i played for that effing long and still didn't beat my effing high score...

  • bloody rotten fucking dog from pit-bull hell next door would shut his yappy, barky, paranoid yip for one hour...one measly hour...
  • or better yet, that the parents/owners/grownups responsible for said yapping annoying night owl of a dog WOULD BRING HIM IN THE HOUSE...no, really, its the middle of the night...take him in or let him off the fucking leash so he will run away to a house where people will love him (including his neighbors) because he will be LET in the house....
  • i would have taken the opportunity to pee before the great and powerful OGG (who can also tile floors) started tiling the bathroom floor
  • (in a similar vein of hindsight) that i would not have drank 2 glasses of diet coke while playing bejewelled for 2 hours because now I REALLY HAVE TO PEE...god damn it
  • that i would have realized that writing all this stuff about needing to pee was only going to make the need seem that much worse...

4 and 5 put away blocks...at my request...and insistence

conversation:

4-i can pick up alot of blocks
5-i can pick up alot of blocks
4-look how many i can pick up 1 2 3 4 5 7
5-6
4-no 7
5-look how many i got
4-look how many i got
5-i can pick up more
4-i can pick up more
5-i have more
4-i have more
5-i have more
4-i have more
5-(whining) do we have to pick these up? we can't pick up alllllll these
4-i can pick up alot
5-look how many i can pick up....

lunchtime:
4-i got a green cup
5-i got a green cup
4-no your cup is blue......

eeeeeeeeeeaaaaakkkkk....