how could i have not found this before

ok...
i have just been reading and giggling
and snorting and laughing and chuckling
and chortling
at this blog
http://www.missdoxie.com/

she is a fucking riot.
and then...
when i clicked on her pictures
i was totally surprised
and i like surprises
so anyway...

effing funny is what i really wanted to say

lunchtime conversations

today at lunch---
conversation between a 5 yr old, 4 yr old, 3 yr old and almost 3 yr old just learning to talk...
5-"what are pickles"
me-"pickles are pickles"
(we were eating cucumber at the time)
5-"so...pickles are just another word for cucumbers"
me-(too tired to capitalize on opportunity for teachable moment) "nope..pickles are green"
5,4,and 3- "cucumbers are green!!!!" (voices of "oh my god..they are the same")

me-"pickles are all green, cucumbers peelings are green, the inside is white"
almost 3- "knock knock"
4- "what if some trees were blue!!!!"
5,4, and 3- (laugh hysterically)
3- "some trees are pink though"
5 and 4- (shaking heads in agreement) "yep...yep...they are..i saw them"

sigh...
as enjoyable as that sounds
i would kill for adult conversation
and a not-so-flat shot of diet coke
heh heh

effing coke

yay!

diet coke is on sale...got five bottles for four dollars

boo!

opened the door of the cherokee
and all my diet coke fell out

yay!

it didn't break

boo!

it all went flat.
every effing bottle.
effing diet coke.