closer look at it
closer look at it
closer look at it
amusing sign
continuing argument to prove that i am a loser...
i went to a stagette saturday night
with the sole intention of
only
staying for the supper and NOT the bowling
or the allnighterdrinkfest at the cabin
and NOT to drink at all
(i am not a social drinker, am not now and have never been...)
so...
had a caeser at the restaurant (BING mistake number one!!!)
decided to go bowling, thought "will call my husband from there" (BING mistake number two)
the bowling alley, to my surprise, had a bar (BINGBINGBING...you get the picture)
so the reason that i am a loser tho
has nothing to do with my suckage at sticking to my plan of not drinking
or the fact that i didn't take any pictures of the girls at staggette
but instead took pictures of the funny (to me)
signs posted around the bowling alley
but the fact that 3 measley rotten bloody didn't-even-really-get-me-that-drunk
drinks
made me soooooooooo effing hungover the next day that i was completely useless
and had major headache and THREW UP until about eleven clock last night...
three drinks
three measly stupid drinks
AND my whole body hurts from BOWLING
how much does that suck.
so there you go
i'm a loser baby why don't you kill me
hahaha..i'm kidding...to some degree
with the sole intention of
only
staying for the supper and NOT the bowling
or the allnighterdrinkfest at the cabin
and NOT to drink at all
(i am not a social drinker, am not now and have never been...)
so...
had a caeser at the restaurant (BING mistake number one!!!)
decided to go bowling, thought "will call my husband from there" (BING mistake number two)
the bowling alley, to my surprise, had a bar (BINGBINGBING...you get the picture)
so the reason that i am a loser tho
has nothing to do with my suckage at sticking to my plan of not drinking
or the fact that i didn't take any pictures of the girls at staggette
but instead took pictures of the funny (to me)
signs posted around the bowling alley
but the fact that 3 measley rotten bloody didn't-even-really-get-me-that-drunk
drinks
made me soooooooooo effing hungover the next day that i was completely useless
and had major headache and THREW UP until about eleven clock last night...
three drinks
three measly stupid drinks
AND my whole body hurts from BOWLING
how much does that suck.
so there you go
i'm a loser baby why don't you kill me
hahaha..i'm kidding...to some degree
met my old lover in a grocery store
the snow was falling christmas eve
stole behind her in the frozen foods
touched her arm and sleeve
she didn't recognize the face at first
but then her eyes flew open wide
she went to hug me and she dropped her purse
and we laughed until we cried.....
just letting you know the loser that i am
and what i am currently listening to
under the big screaming neon LOSER sign
flashing above my head..
stole behind her in the frozen foods
touched her arm and sleeve
she didn't recognize the face at first
but then her eyes flew open wide
she went to hug me and she dropped her purse
and we laughed until we cried.....
just letting you know the loser that i am
and what i am currently listening to
under the big screaming neon LOSER sign
flashing above my head..
bloody hell...
dee snider
did i mention
she will only answer to
dee snider
during roll call at school
and wanted to fasten
beer caps
to her jean jacket
cause they had the
maple leaf on them
and the only reason her father refused
was because
molson sold out
heh...
not because they were BEER caps
attached to her clothing which would possibly
represent some issues to other well meaning adults
in her life
but because
molson
sold
out
hahahahahahaha
did i mention
she will only answer to
dee snider
during roll call at school
and wanted to fasten
beer caps
to her jean jacket
cause they had the
maple leaf on them
and the only reason her father refused
was because
molson sold out
heh...
not because they were BEER caps
attached to her clothing which would possibly
represent some issues to other well meaning adults
in her life
but because
molson
sold
out
hahahahahahaha